Fantasy Premier League, Week 16 – Keepers and Defense
Every week, we rank positions for you as a gift. So yes, you're welcome. One day, when the earth stops revolving around yourself and you stop taking selfies of you and your pet, you can repay me in...
View ArticleFantasy Premiere League: Week 17 – Keepers and Defense
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends, we're so glad you could attend! Step inside, step inside. Well, it ends in 22 weeks, but that is a whole lifetime away it seems, especially with...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 18 – Keepers and Defense
Back-enders on a holy week. On a short kinda-double holy week to boot. As always, it's all about the cleans. No matter what else happens, that is what augments the scoring for you. So a brief but...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 19
Short turn around week leads to a mass entry! It's like regular soup, but the condensed version. The biggest questions everyone has are: who... and if the players you rely on week-in-and-week out...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 20 – Keepers and Defense
Weekly rankings are fun, because it's my opinion versus the rest of y'all. I know that sounds like an insurmountable feat of fantasy justice, but here I am. Each week we analyze the rankings of all...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 21 – Keepers and Defense
The New Year brings a flurry of goodness. Or that's what the fortune cookie I just opened said. It was probably a gimmick set up by the fortune cookie gnomes to sell more cookies. Any-the-way, Keeps...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 22
No need to break 'em up this week, as we are in a hurry. So you get all the rankings, all in one handy dandy Swiss Army knife type useful thing-a-majiggy. I know that's not a word, but spell your...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings – Week 23
It's so nice that I have decided to just do it again and just lump all the rankings together. Everyone hates waiting, so why make them wait? Week 23 seems to be a intricate match of the fantasy...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 24 – Keepers and Defense
Keeps and defense don't need an intro. It's the entry-way into every week. It isn't everyone's favorite, but not everyone likes every flavor of ice cream, but in the end... it is still freaking ice...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League, Week 25 Rankings
Short weeks, everything is crammed into a content-size tuna can. Some good stuff, but I keep telling you, it's actual real albacore. It still tastes the same, reads the same, still has the same value...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 26: Keepers and Defense
I very rarely take the whole opening montage to discuss one player, especially a goalkeeper. But is what Fraser Forster doing unparalleled (with what the Southampton team was doing before his return...
View ArticleFantasy Premiere League, Week 27 – Keepers and Defense
With a truncated schedule, one would think that we here at Razzball would give you like three names from each position for rankings. I say: hell to the that! I put in massive amounts of O.T. so I can...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 28
Abbreviated schedules leads to a short week, which leads to less time for all my nine children. No worries though, as I don't actually think fish qualify as children, just don't tell the IRS. This...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 29
This stretch of games is like an O.C.D. paradise. Games two days off, then repeat. Three sets of games in no time flat is fun as hell if you love the fantasy footie game. Thing with this week's games...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 30
Listen, I can say there are thousands upon thousands of options this week. I would then have to apologize to the tens of you for being a freaking liar. The mantra this week should be: getting to 11....
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 31 – Keepers and Defense
Thank the goodness of all that is holy. We have a full week, and guess what? The DGW fixtures have been released. This doesn't affect the rankings for Week 31. It does make you transfer differently...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 32: Keepers and Defense
I think I may have said it before, at least three times that I know of this year, but you don't score big week in and week out without a quality back-end. J-lo does it, countless other bootylicious...
View ArticleFPL Rankings, Week 34
This week's rankings are condensed like soup. Add the double week, and you have yourself a meal. There are a ton of one game options that could make sense to try and squeeze out some value. And by...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 35
Short week for info, but still, none the less, you get rankings. With Week 34 doubles over and everyone basking in the hondo or above, you scored. And yes, you should have scored a 100 or more. If...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League, Week 36 – Keepers and Defense
To quote a movie that we have all heard, or have been forced to listen to if you have kids or nieces: "In the first time in forever" we have a non-double week, non-truncated week, and no blanks from...
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