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Goalkeeper Rankings, Week 34: Primates Like Thibaut Courtois

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Ranking players is going to be easy this week. So easy, that I've decided to delegate the responsibility of ranking them to a very talented chimp named Hambone. I've been assured by his handlers that Hambone watches Premier League football religiously and fully understands the scoring and setup of FPL. So don't worry gents (and ladies?) I've left you in good hands. Albeit monkey hands, but from a quick google search it seems that monkey hands, are exactly like human hands, except furry and cute. Funny, furry and cute is exactly what a monkey wants to hear about his hands not what you want to hear when you're showing the goods for the first time. No matter, we're not here to discuss monkey appendages and such, we're here to talk keepers. You know the guys who wear those bright shirts and padded gloves and dive around like primates fighting over the last banana. It's simple this week, because we have four clubs with the always fashionable double week. Keepers tend to be clean sheet dependent but any keeper in the double week is always worth a gamble, and here's why. If you can get the 2 for minutes played and the 1 for saves twice you're looking at the equivalent of a CS. That's totally doable for any of the keeps this week. So the top four will be ranked accordingly. See like I said it's easy. So sit back and let Hambone do the work. Heck, I did...

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